January 2012
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December 2011
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Dec 23rd
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ListenLast spring I had a heart that felt like it had...
Dec 21st
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Woke up this morning thinking how if it’s true that the last thing I’ll see before dying will be a quick fast-forward through my life, then the last thing I’ll see will effectively be My Life: the Chipmunk Version. That sucks.
Dec 12th
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August 2011
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Aug 13th
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July 2011
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Jul 6th
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June 2011
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January 2011
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Feel I was too tough on you, bananas. Forgive me. You’re so filling.
Jan 10th
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Annual Fruit Rating Index for 2010
Redacting my personal opinions on all things fruit.
Jan 10th
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August 2010
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Aug 24th
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iamdonald: photos by Brian Moreno Shout out to the band:  Ludwig Goransson - Guitar, Computer, Keys Chris Hartz - Drums Thomas Drayton - Bass Erik Arvinder - Violin, Celesta Serena McKinney - Violin, Background Vocals Amani Starnes - Background vocals   Crush.
Aug 24th
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Aug 10th
I’ve been to New York City only once before, when I was little for a day trip and I remember near-nothing of that. I want to live there when I graduate and have been thinking about taking the train down to actually see it for a few years. My friends are far more organized than I am, and I’m finally going in September for this: http://www.nyccentury.org/ Friends want to ride the...
Aug 8th
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Aug 2nd
July 2010
6 posts
Summer courses end next week
I’m going to have a better camera than I will ever own this weekend to film my final project, a six minute short that can use sound, but no dialogue. I want to shoot a video with a clear story arc; a superhero movie, a romcom, something on a more epic scale than ”a day in the life of my socks.” Yesterday I watched an episode of Doctor Who (“The Girl in the...
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It would be nice if “teh” were an acceptable spelling of “the,” what with how many times I make that mistype.
Jul 12th
Jul 7th
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You know that game you play where you see someone attractive waiting in line for the same train/subway/T and you think “this is going to be the time later known as When I Became Courageous Enough To Approach A Stranger” and you try to get a good look at him to make sure he actually is attractive without appearing to be looking and then when the train/subway/T arrives you kind of peer...
Jul 7th
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June 2010
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What's that? Another College Humor article?
snakesonmccain: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1806663 Just copy and paste. Link is weird.  Every day I’m hustling. too much work;dnr Your inability to copy and paste is weird.
Jun 30th
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Jun 26th
Dr. Who has a soundtrack so spooky I can’t watch episodes alone with the lights off.
Jun 18th
I intern at my local newspaper and am RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT in the midst of deleting spaces and unnecessary punctuation marks and the like from press releases stating local graduates of such-and-such a college. Each press release comes with a blurb about the event and a claim that WE ARE THE NUMBER ONE COLLEGE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ACCORDING TO THE FOLLOWING STATISTICS, all of which I delete. I wish...
Jun 11th
Jun 11th
New Article from a New Intern
blogwell: susannawolff: snakesonmccain: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1805812 Check out new intern Lev’s article about, like, the multifaceted nature of God and shit. vurry funny.  Good job, boy. Follow his blog or whatever.
Jun 8th
May 2010
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This is too much a synopsis of my day. Not going...
I’m interning at my local newspaper and apparently there is this system in place at established businesses that allows you to drink as much coffee as you wish from the communal pot in the break room.  That’s wonderful, but once I trekked back there I realize I was being offered only non-dairy powdered creamer [those who prefer sugar in their coffee get real sugar] and so there is a catch to...
May 28th
May 27th
Anonymous asked: Why are you in my home?
May 19th
I have no idea what programs Rhode Island PBS plays, but every time I switch to it a hilarious British sit com is playing. I’ve seen some of the funniest TV on PBS. Does that make any sense? Is this the case for everyone? Why are the shows always British?
May 13th
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May 5th
Win A Free Funny T-Shirt From BustedTees
bustedtees: Calling all fans of funny t shirts!  Spring weather has finally made its way to New York putting the BustedTees team in a great mood.  Reblog this post by 10:30 am on Wednesday 5/5 for a chance to win a free tee of your choice from BustedTees catalog of funny t shirts.  Be sure to include your email address in your repost if you want to win one of our funny t shirts, including these...
May 4th
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I was thinking about the following and wrote it down in a manner that is sillier and more descriptive than I like people to know I sometimes write in. I am a grounded person, and hate to admit that I sometimes write in an airy, fluffy manner. Maybe it’s not that it’s particularly ”fluffy,” but that the following is poorly written that annoys me. That’s it. I suppose I...
May 4th
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May 4th
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Reasons Great Expectations is a favorite book
            I lost my room keys. These keys are not necessary to get into my building (I swipe in with my student ID, the machine unfailingly blinks red and beeps in protest, I swipe three more times until it blinks green, show my ID to the man at the security desk and enter), they are used to lock and unlock my room and to open my mailbox. My roommate and I are trusting of humanity and do not...
May 4th
April 2010
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posting this because I'm happy.
I’m pardoning myself, for just a moment or half an hour- it’s about the same- from homework.  I have to finish a paper, but that paper is about food, and food blogging, and that’s not too bad a thing to spend a few more hours working on. I have a chocolate bar, I have Netflix (thus Party Down. Haven’t seen it but have heard all good things), I have blankets, I have pillows. Dear working world, see...
Apr 27th
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1804235 →
You like gnomes, no? What? That was a rhetorical question. Still No? Okay. Then you won’t like this.
Apr 26th
snakesonmccain asked: Dear Ms.Mcshane,

Sometimes when I have trouble coming up with ways to be funny and charming, I respond by GOING IN ALL CAPS briefly. Is this as charming as I think?

-Lev
Apr 23rd
Anonymous asked: What do you study?
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Apr 20th
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Why I don't know anything about music
Other person: Hey Liz, you should listen to this song. Liz: Don’t you realize there’s already a perfectly good song called “Country Grammar” by Nelly?
Apr 19th