email firstname.lastname@example.org with questions, comments, puns about animals, that new recipe your mom has been begging you to try, advice on how many reps I should do of this one exercise that uses five pound weights, and your thoughts about the oxford comma.
Woke up this morning thinking how if it’s true that the last thing I’ll see before dying will be a quick fast-forward through my life, then the last thing I’ll see will effectively be My Life: the Chipmunk Version. That sucks.
Feel I was too tough on you, bananas. Forgive me. You’re so filling.